Avast, me hearties! This is great. In honor of “Talk Like a Pirate Day” the Ironic Catholic has a dialogue between “Lizzie, the Pirate Wench” and her priest after she discovers Theology of the Body: Lizzie: Ahoy, Fath’r! I be needin’ some spiritual view from the mizzenmast. Fath’r: Aye, Lizzie, what need ye? Lizzie: I be thinkin’, Fath’r. Ye know … Continue reading Talk Like A Pirate’s Wench Wantin’ Holy Matrimony